Does anyone have a really good joke? Have been bombarded by

Does anyone have a really good joke?
Have been bombarded by bad jokes for three days. (pain med related)
Would love to hear a good one. (If there are any left)

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Piobaire's picture
Oct 13

Two brothers were inseparable. One day, the elder invited his younger brother over, and showed him a stupid-expensive 30 year old single malt Scotch. "You're my brother, and I'd trust you with my life. On the day they bury me, I want you to solemnly swear to pour this bottle over my grave". The younger, sobered up a little by the gravitas, swore to carry out his beloved brother's last wish.
The stupid-expensive bottle of Scotch sat on the mantelpiece for many a year, until one day, the elder brother died.
Standing at his brother's grave, the surviving brother said, "You know that you could always count on me, above all people. But I was just wondering; with this bottle of Scotch I'm sworn to pour over your grave, if you'd mind terribly if I passed it through my kidneys first?

lifeishardbutiamforcedtosmile's picture
Oct 13

@Piobaire thats funny

Inmylittleroom's picture


so funny!! Lol

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