Does anyone have a really good joke? Have been bombarded by

Does anyone have a really good joke?
Have been bombarded by bad jokes for three days. (pain med related)
Would love to hear a good one. (If there are any left)

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Jun 27

Knock, Knock.
Who is there?
little who
Hay their, who are you calling little, I happen to be 12 feet long.
Oh I am so sorry,sir.
Oh that is ok.
little, that will be the day.
That is who.
I hope you like this joke.

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Jun 27

Why do Ducks have feathers? To cover their Butt Quacks.

Jun 28

@Tropicalstorm, very funny, my friend.
I have one for you.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because there chicken to lay any thing else.


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